Monday, June 08, 2009

Concerning Bob Marley

Last year I did a parody blog and re imagined what Yusuf Islams songs would sound like after he converted to Islam. Today I'l do the same with Bob Marleys stuff. If it does sound a bit weird its because I have kept the original tune. So basically you should sing this like a Rasta. Ya Man, it all be Aiiry


Buffalo Soldier

Bukhari Sharief, Hadith masta:
There was a Bukhari Sharief in the heart of Arabia,
Coming from Bukhara, brought to Medinah,
Fighting for the sunnah, fighting gainst the biddah.

I mean it, when I analyze the chain -
To me it makes a lot of sense:
How the Hadith Masta wrote the Bukhari Sharief,
Coming from Bukhara, brought to Medinah,
Fighting for the sunnah, fighting gainst the biddah.


No, Women, no Cry

No, Nikkah, no pie;
No, Nikkah, no pie;
No, Nikkah, no pie;
No, Nikkah, no pie;

Said - said - said: I remember when we used to pray
In the main hall in Orient school,
Oba - obaserving the hijabis
As they would mingle with the ghair mahrams from grade 12.4.
Good intentions we had, oh, good intentions weve lost
Along the way.
If you want to fornicate, you can forget jannah;
So no more zinnah, I seh.

Waiting in Vain

I dont wanna wait in vain for Shawal;
I dont wanna wait in vain for Shawal.
From the very first time I stood up in taraweeh
My hunger was put on hold.
But I know, now, that 29 days have gone,
But the night sky is so fine:
So get Cape Town dialling on the phone,
cause I cant see this alone.
So New moon take my heed;
I wanna know if tomorrow is Eid.
I dont wanna wait in vain for Shawal;
I dont wanna wait in vain for Shawal.

MJ

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9 comments:

The Organ Harvester said...

fucking douche. Only 1?
You know that is dog's bollocks.

Anyway, brace yourself, because you are on the index for next week.

Beeatch!

KiLLa said...

no nikaah no halaal pie..

!Joe! said...

love you lots jdawg, you rock...this is not related to the post. it is a random "i miss you" message...

lol, OH, I cant wait :D

That Mash Guy said...

hahaha funny shit

Waseem said...

Ooh, yeah! All right!
We're jammat:
I wanna jammat wid you.
We're jammat, jammat,
And I hope you like the jammat, too.

Nafisa said...

I am pissing myself laughing here at 'no nikkah no pie'. My cereal nearly flew out my nostrils :P

@Waseem - I can picture a bunch of cheerleaders singing that!

M Junaid said...

OH - I already know that im full of bull ;) whats your obsession with the word douche these days?

Killah - word!

Joe - I love you too :D Make sure to disagree with OH when he puts my value as one cow and a spur voucher!

Mah Guy - thanks bro :) check out my other muslim humour at halaalmj.blogspot.com

Waseem :) Lets do a few more :D

Charmed- :) thanks. you should try your hand at it

Zahera said...

lmaooooo :-P

M Junaid said...

zesticles - :D