Ive been trying to get the Singstar Bollywood ever since I got the microphones. So if anyone has it or knows where I can get it from. Please let me know. Otherwise I'l be forced to break into Charmed's mother in laws house and steal her copy.
I wish I could create my own Singstar though (Singstar Nasheeds will Rock) Thing is - most of the tracks I want are already spread across the 70 or so Singstar Titles out there so I wont repeat any of those tracks (otherwise Zombie by the Cranberries would be right up there) heres twelve tracks I would love to have on Singstar
- Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
- UB40 - Kingston Town
- Nelly Furtado - Say It Right
- Tenacious D - BeezleBoss
- Skunk Anansie - Carmen Queezy
- Tracy Chapman - Fast car
- Eagle eye Cherry - Save Tonight
- BYP - Where is The love?
- iio - At The End
- Three Doors Down - Let You Go
- Linkin Park - In The End
- Staind - Its been AwhileMJ
Monday, December 29, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Monday, December 22, 2008
Dear Kobus Johnsen
Firstly, All praise to the Lord of the worlds and the choicest blessings on his messengers and those who strive in his path.
I trust in the Lord Almighty that he has blessed your family with peace in these troubled times. These times when religion is shunned for decadent hedonistic exploits. These are troubled times we live in my brother. You had a vision 15 years ago. A vision to open a CUM in every shopping mall in South Africa. Praise the Lord for blessing us with 40 Stores situated in convenient locations nationwide, hallelujah.
We were with you in Westgate, when you snipped the ribbon of prejudice and opened the first CUM store. We were with you in Westville when you spread the word of Christ next to the Verimark store. Our prayers were with you in Vanderbijlpark (Petrol price was high so we couldn't be there)
Today I would like to share our vision with you my brother. A vision that includes all South Africans, all of Gods children. The vision of love and happiness. To achieve this vision, nay, this conviction that we fulfill our vicegerancy as Gods chosen ones, it is imperative that we educate our flock.
For this reason and this reason alone (I shudder to think of men who profit off religion) I am offering you Kobus my brother, a chance to stock the greatest piece of fiction ever written (Before you hesitate, know that Gods word could never be fiction)
Not even offering. Just like how you shared your vision with us those 15 years ago, we will share this vision with you.
For too long we have languished as Dan Brown poisoned us with doubts and J.K Rowling enslaved us with pagan beliefs. As our Christian President in America says 'The Time for Change is Now'. That change my brother is the award winning novel, 'The Rainbow has No Pink' by Hamish Hoosen Pillay.
You might ask, 'how can a book change the world'? Well my brother, I have a 2000 year old answer to that one.
The novel is about oppression and persecution. Two themes that are interwoven in Christianity (I can still hear the Lions roaring in the coliseum). The novel follows Ayesha Mansoor (A very Christian name in the Balkans I am told) as she uncovers transgressions in Pagan apartheid South Africa. This was her cross to bear.
I would like nothing more than to elaborate on this beautiful piece, but much like the Bible. It is a very intimate read and is one for self discovery. We are asking you to allow South Africans to discover themselves, and they can only do this by reading our book... and by the will of God of course.
Brother Kobus - like the three wise men, we have CUM (see what I did there) bearing gifts. God has spoken on the matter (If he didnt want, the book would have never been written and it is blasphemy to question this logic) Now it is your turn to give an answer. Will you go against God?
God has spoken to us and has shown us your informed decision. As such we have already shipped a thousand copies to each of your 40 branches.
May every Mall and Centre in South Africa be filled with your CUM. Amen
M Judas Khan De Clerk
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
How do you know if your wife is cheating on you with Narend Singh?
When you ask her for sex she says lol. brb and then turns over and sleeps. When you ask her what happened in the morning, she shrugs and says DC.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
So, coming back to pop culture - Id like to propose a few additions that I came up with on the way home today.
A sentimental yearning for remembering life... a quarter mile at a time.
Chronicles of Dhania
Going to a girls house to give a proposal but only remembering the abundance of coriander in the samoosas.
Ingesting LSD or a similar Hallucinogen while thinking of a place you'd like to travel to.
Having an ulterior motive for doing something.
Going through a complicated time in your life
I'l think of a few more tomorrow and I'l add them