Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Way I Are (MJ Style)

This post is inspired by the following Hadith

Abu Hurairah, may Allah be pleased with him, reported:
Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) said: A woman may be married for four reasons: for her property, her status, her beauty and her religion; so try to get one who is religious, may your hand be besmeared with dust (may you enjoy welfare). Sahih Muslim


Adapted from The Way I Are by Timbaland


I ain't got no beard
I ain't got no status like the Ahlul Bait
I can't even buy you attar
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Allahu Alam

--Sister Keri Hilson --
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right


-- Chorus --
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?

I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab
'Cause I like, I like, I like...


-- Brother Timbaland --
I ain't got no Hooplang
I ain't got no Albaraka Shariah Fund
We can't go for Umrah Yearly
It don't matter 'cause i’l love you till qiyamat comes
Talk to me girl

- Sister Keri Hilson -
Oh
Jaan, it's alright now
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
If you aint rich
You don’t have to give mehr fathimi
We can make a small nikah for just you and me
make dua till finance is right

- Chorus -
Baby if you pray, you can get your way
'Cause I like someone with strong Taqwa
I'm about to pray Nafl everyday
Can you handle me with my taqwa?

I don't need GHD’s or The SUV’s
Boy I like you just with good taqwa
Let me see hijaab, or a big kitaab

'Cause I like you with that strong taqwa


MJ
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousWednesday, February 11, 2009 4:16:00 am

    :) that's wicked. You're awesome at these adaptations.

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  2. NafisaWednesday, February 11, 2009 5:47:00 am

    I think you should do a recording of all your adaptations one day and release a CD - Concerning MJ :)

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  3. AasiaWednesday, February 11, 2009 6:55:00 am

    Brilliant :)

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  4. SafiyyaWednesday, February 11, 2009 7:57:00 am

    i think we should choose the song next time :)

    maybe an indian one

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  5. WaseemWednesday, February 11, 2009 8:46:00 am

    Sister keri must be a convert, cos she doesnt care about money.

    As for broke ass brother Timberland, his father must have disowned him after he started snorting coke, but mashallah at least he trying to reform his life

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  6. AnonymousWednesday, February 11, 2009 8:53:00 am

    that is nothing but an overdose of brilliance shining down upon me...

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  7. qdeeWednesday, February 11, 2009 9:11:00 am

    Ooh lala! That rocked! :D

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  8. Work in ProgressWednesday, February 11, 2009 9:39:00 am

    I'm convinced u have waaay too much free time :P How do u even think this stuff up?

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  9. NoojWednesday, February 11, 2009 10:09:00 am

    :D
    i think MJ Style could become a new vireme..

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  10. bb_aishaWednesday, February 11, 2009 11:51:00 am

    May Allah grant us all good partners & happy marriages

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  11. TheDivorcedMuslimahWednesday, February 11, 2009 12:37:00 pm

    I love your MJ Stlye posts! They are awesome!

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  12. AnonymousWednesday, February 11, 2009 1:40:00 pm

    i typed a long thing about how i liked it and then it got erased.

    well done pih

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  13. hWednesday, February 11, 2009 3:21:00 pm

    you are too cool twin

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  14. Saaleha Idrees BamjeeWednesday, February 11, 2009 4:59:00 pm

    Singstar: MJ Style Edition.
    I'd like to see that.

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  15. AnonymousWednesday, February 11, 2009 7:11:00 pm

    lol, hilarious! Good stuff man!

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  16. M JunaidWednesday, February 11, 2009 10:17:00 pm

    AwH :D

    your comments mean so much to me :)

    I love you guys :D.

    Im doing alot of these marriage posts lately. I blame bibi, and NK and CQ and co. All this wedding talk on the blog i tell you

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  17. Nielfa HanifaFriday, February 13, 2009 1:27:00 pm

    I seriously can't this tune out of my head now.... then I randomly start singing the lyrics (MJ Style).


    Thanks for making me laugh :P

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  18. UnknownFriday, February 13, 2009 5:22:00 pm

    A very funny way of expousing the love.loved it

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