Friday, July 29, 2011

Inappropriate Call-Me's

We drove past an 8ta billboard promoting its free call-me service, and Kareema and I started reminiscing about the time we used to get flooded with call-me's (before BBm and whatsapp came along) Mxit was around back then, but you had to log in to see messages.

For those who don't know - a call-me is the text equivalent of a collect call. The format of a call-me is similar across all networks with the occasional advertising message thrown in to sponsor the text. They all start with 'Please Call' and give you about 10 letters to pop your name in.

So we played around with this and thought of a few inappropriate ones - feel free to add as long as the letter count does not go over 10 letters.

Please Call 'Nani died'

Please Call 'It's over'

Please Call 'You're fired'

Please Call 'Talaq'

Please Call 'I'm Pregnant'



corpsekicker said...

You forgot Please Call 'Earthquake'

corpsekicker said...

Please Call 'Marry me?'

Waseem said...

Please Call HouseonFir

Please Call Babynoturs

Please Call Ntokozo - this is the one i get most often, it's inappropriate cos my name is not Ntokozo

corpsekicker said...

What if after abusing this system so much you actually want the person to call you? Please Call ForREAL!

Waseem said...

please call hiv+ :(

please call dadisgay

Antonio said...

Please Call "UFailedExm"

Antonio said...

Please Call "SARS" (especially scary if you're from Laudium I hear)