Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Chamillionaire - Ridin' - MJ Style

I'm going to try and record this soon. Was fun doing it, even if the idiot who sings the original doesnt rhyme all that well. Lyrics for original. As with all my parodies, its best to sing along with the original in the background.

[Chorus]

They see me rollin
They hatin
Iftar time they tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis

My chapatis... they so round
I'm boastin

They hopin that they gon catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis
Tryin to catch me rollin
Tryin to catch me rollin' rotis

Aunties think they can make a scene
with belans made out of stainless steel
When you see me roll i'm like a machine
Finish up in time to catch some Noeleen
Roll with some new dough, i'm not hard up
Next to the luke warm water is a bowl of oil and my rolla
Turn a lump into a Mona

Gorifoi you ain't know, I aint like Imran Vagar
Just tryin to say coriander and not dhania
spray and cook, non stick maybe
The other rollers, you know they hate me
Rotis are rolled until they are nice and round
nothing more circular can be found
none of that nonsense triangular, samoosa reject mounds

hands on the rolla, I'm grippin oak
pressures on and kneading slow
Twist and twistin like hit this dough
its nearing maghrib and I gots to go


frying pans on the oils a warming
The aroma is fluffy, nazr is swarming
my skills are like muralis bowlin
Got proposals in every town except Dundee but I'm still ain't rollin


(chorus)



MJ

1 comment:

mezzaterra said...

Oil makes roti hard. Use ghee :-)