Concerning Joan

So this is probably the most nonsensical parody I have done and its completely spur of the moment (well, like ninety percent of my blogs). Dont ask me where I got the idea from. I'm going to dedicate this one to Jeremy James and Nafisa (the birthday peeps) and to the Great One for his awesome parody two years ago :D

If God had a bouquet, what would it be
And would you order pay per view
If you were faced with a heavy bill
What would you watch if you had just one option

And yeah yeah TVs is great yeah yeah TVs good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God owned Multichoice
Would he give us greater choice
Would we have a bigger Voice
Trying to make him some dough

If God owned DSTV what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would not get MTV
Or things like wrestling and queer eye and the simpsons and all the porno

And yeah yeah TV is great yeah yeah TVs good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if God owned Multichoice
Would he give us greater choice
Would we have a bigger Voice
Trying to make him some dough
He's trying to make him some dough
Destroyin ETV all alone
Not even Nimrod can atone
Except for Deborah Pattas nine thirty show

Original Lyrics by Joan Osbourne

MJ