Thursday, April 16, 2009

Concerning Greatness

You know how I know im Gay? Because the best thing to come out of blogging so far has been my friendship with Waseem :)
Happy Birthday Great One - im going to starve from now so that I can enjoy the supper later. I'm typing this from an Internet cafe and I had about twelve minutes to put it together so it might not be as consistent as I pictured it would sound in my mind - but as you guys probably know by now - i dont care :)

The inspiration is from Dr Seuss's Green Eggs and Ham

Do you like
sanha stamped lamb?
I do not like it, Sanha Man.
I do not like
Sanha stamped lamb.

Would you like it
At Suhoor?

I would not like it
at Suhoor.

Would you like it
with Kajoor?

I would not like it with kajoor
I do not like
sanha stamped lamb.
I do not like it, sanha man

Would you like it with rice?
Would you like it with spice?

I do not like it
with rice.
I do not like it
with spice.
I do not like it
at Suhoor.
I do not like it
with kajoor
I do not like
sanha stamped lamb.
I do not like it,
sanha man.

Would you eat it
in a curry?
Would you eat it
in a hurry?

Not in a curry.
Not in a hurry.
Not with rice.
Not with spice.
I would not eat it at suhoor
I would not eat it with kajoor.
I would not eat sanha stamped lamb.
I do not like it, Sanha Man.

Would you? Could you? When on ghush?
Eat it! Eat it! In a rush.

Its more halaal than N.I.H.T.
Its more halaal than MJC

I would not, could not when on ghush.
Not more halaal! You let me be.

I do not like it in a curry.
I do not like it in a hurry.
I do not like it served with rice.
I do not like it served with spice.
I do not like it for suhoor.
I do not like it with kajoor.
I do not like sanha stamped lamb.
I do not like it, Sanha Man.

You do not like it. So you say.
Try it! Try it! And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Try it on top of a braai
Try it after a naai

Im trying to watch the FA Cup,
So I will try it to shut you up.
Say! I like Sanha Stamped Lamb!
I do! I like it Sanha Man!
So I will eat it with a curry.
And I will eat it in a hurry.
And I will eat it with some rice.
And I will eat it with some spice.
And I will eat it at suhoor.
Say! I will eat it with kajoor!
I do so like!
Sanha Stamped lamb
Thank you!

Thank you, Sanha Man!
MJ

6 comments:

Azra said...

I feel like I'm going to be saying this the entire ady...but once again, Happy Birthday Waseem :)

Nooj said...

lol azzy thats the point :P
must get this book for naseeha
must u corrupt everything to be about Muslim Politics :P

Waseem said...

Thanks man, I liked the parody, I must do a poem parody also.

You are the second best thing to come out of blogging.

The first is ... my Xbox :D

Zahera said...

loooolllll youre nuts

M Junaid said...

Noojie Rani - Yes - dont you know what a corrupting force i am :)

Azra - yeah - as nooj said - thats the point :)

Waseem - you got that damn thing from me :)

Zesty - why thank you kala :)

Mohamed Karolia said...

Sanha would love this..... Yes It is I LOL