(Adapted from Lou Begas Mambo No 5)
Bhens and Bhaabis, this is Mammoo number five.
Ek, Do, Teen, Char, Paanch, everybody look at me, and start to naach
For a Paki chow around the corner.
The boys say they want chicken tikka but I really don't wanna.
Bombay Crush like I had last week.
Make no Jit 'cause Crerars is Shit.
I like Fazeela, Jameela, Shama and Sameeha.
Sunni or Tabligh, I’l even jam a Shiaa.
So what can I say? Its really hard to choose.
I like stekkies with the big Laddoos.
Pista Burfee lips, its never enough
Come on Now, someone bang this Duff
Chorus
A little bit of Jameela, thats a Vaar,
A spicy bit of Nabeela like atchar.
A little bit of Zahra, chasing me,
A little bit of Asma’s all I see.
A little bit of Azra in Purdah,
A little bit of Nadia in my car.
A little bit of Fathima here I come,
A little bit of Mehr makes me mahram
Mammoo number five.
MJ
9 comments:
That's gold mate!
Haha actually found myself singing it under my breath as I read it. Love the "A little bit iof mehr makes me mahram" bit. Brilliant.
This is so lame :D that is why i appreciate it.
I agree with WIP, little bit of mehr line is brilliant.
Awww :)
Thanks Guys. Ive enabled Open ID Readers to comment again because some of my 'wordpress' friends couldnt contriute to the debates.
hahaha.
I would love to see the video to this one.
Brilliant MJ :-) It made my day!
Lol, you're damn good. Brilliant.
Dude, I almost fell off my chair laughing !!!
Brilliant ...
What's an Apa's pickup line?
Is that a Miswaak on your pocket or are you just happy to see me !!!
:D you guys are the best.
My next parody will have a social commentary of some sort - kinda like this one (shameless plug up ahead)
http://concerningmjk.blogspot.com/2008/05/concerning-assuagement.html
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