Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Mammoo Number 5

(Adapted from Lou Begas Mambo No 5)

Bhens and Bhaabis, this is Mammoo number five.

Ek, Do, Teen, Char, Paanch, everybody look at me, and start to naach

For a Paki chow around the corner.

The boys say they want chicken tikka but I really don't wanna.

Bombay Crush like I had last week.

Make no Jit 'cause Crerars is Shit.

I like Fazeela, Jameela, Shama and Sameeha.

Sunni or Tabligh, I’l even jam a Shiaa.

So what can I say? Its really hard to choose.

I like stekkies with the big Laddoos.

Pista Burfee lips, its never enough

Come on Now, someone bang this Duff


A little bit of Jameela, thats a Vaar,

A spicy bit of Nabeela like atchar.

A little bit of Zahra, chasing me,

A little bit of Asma’s all I see.

A little bit of Azra in Purdah,

A little bit of Nadia in my car.

A little bit of Fathima here I come,

A little bit of Mehr makes me mahram

Mammoo number five.



Unknown said...

That's gold mate!

Work in Progress said...

Haha actually found myself singing it under my breath as I read it. Love the "A little bit iof mehr makes me mahram" bit. Brilliant.

Waseem said...

This is so lame :D that is why i appreciate it.

I agree with WIP, little bit of mehr line is brilliant.

M Junaid said...

Awww :)

Thanks Guys. Ive enabled Open ID Readers to comment again because some of my 'wordpress' friends couldnt contriute to the debates.

Saaleha Idrees Bamjee said...

I would love to see the video to this one.

TheDivorcedMuslimah said...

Brilliant MJ :-) It made my day!

Nafisa said...

Lol, you're damn good. Brilliant.

Shoobs said...

Dude, I almost fell off my chair laughing !!!

Brilliant ...

What's an Apa's pickup line?
Is that a Miswaak on your pocket or are you just happy to see me !!!

M Junaid said...

:D you guys are the best.
My next parody will have a social commentary of some sort - kinda like this one (shameless plug up ahead)