Monday, January 05, 2009

Concerning Porn

While OH's new screenplay does bear a certain resemblance to Kevin Smiths latest movie, there are enough differences to make it unique. However, Pornography is still seen as taboo in Indian society (even though Porn stars like Anjalie have broken into mainstream) and while Indian Porn has not reached the level that its Hollywood counterpart has (in terms of homages like Shaving Ryans Privates and In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon) How long will it be before Bollywood movies are referenced in Porn? Heres a few titles I just came up with. I'l return to this list once ive had a think. (I dont know hindi so not sure how ive changed the meaning of any of these movies)
Jab We Pomped

Ta Ra Rum Cum

Kuch Kuch Hand Job Hai

Niel and Knickers

Dick too Pagal Hai

Cheeni Cum

Partners

Fuck De India

Awarapoon

WhoreStana

U, Me Aur Hump

MJ

16 comments:

KiLLa said...

Aaja Naangaa
Bols Bulaiyya
Sway Baby
Kal Whore And More
Lagow me now munnabhai
Make masti in Lodon
Oom shag me Oom
Bang de Rug Aunty
Gaanmaar Returns
Jodha Anal
Mujhse Muff Karoge
Rub ni Bang Di Jody
Shlong is King

And the ultimate gay show..

LAGAAN

KiLLa said...

Thoda Pyaar Thoda Muffdive

KiLLa said...

Main Whore Naa

Saaleha Bamjee-Mayet said...

And I can not think of a single thing to add to this list.
I think Mamma finally shook the last of the gutter water out of her ears.

M Junaid said...

Bend it like Bachchan

The Organ Harvester said...

i'm gonna steal some of these. i think kevin smith watched that episode of bullshit with the married couple who do this for a living. south african indians are funny, can only imagine them having sex no video. and the business side of things.

Tazeen said...

Jodha Anal was probably the pick ... you guys should be in the business. Why blog when you can rake in millions?

Waseem said...

Kabhi tushi kabhi bum
We'l cum
Money hai tho hoochie hai

Azra said...

lmao @ fuck de India...

You can see who are the Porn gurus on the blog :D

Zahera said...

LOOOOLLLLL you got too much time on your hands Emmy! and so does killa by the looks of things!

The Organ Harvester said...

its their hands that worry me...

UJ said...

Dick to Pagal Hai was very good :D

try Khabe Khushe Khabe Cum

M Junaid said...

Killa and Waseem - thanks for those class contributions. half the fun of these blogs is seeing what you guys come up with.

bang the rug aunty and kal whore and more are great. so is we'l cum

Mamma - no worries. I have no doubt that your dirty mind will fill my next post like this with your caustic wit

OH - knock yourself out son

Tazeen - I do work freelance for an advertising company :P

Azra - Can you imagine the tagline - a despondent hockey coach. fifteen barely legal horny players, all dying for some stick. Fuk De India - starring Sha Rock Hard Khan.

Zesty :) wheres your contributions?

OH - My palms arent that hairy :P

UJ - classy one mate :)

seher's shenanigans said...

this is really interesting!!
Thora Kiss Thora Miss

i dont wanna get carried away as it is they are callin me indian movie addict :P

Parasputin said...

hey, hey, bring back the old school, with big hair and flares, and a lead who uses the immortal words "Hey, what are you doing?", obviously translated into Hindi

my contribution:

Sho-lay (which must contain a scene with a motorcycle and sidecar)

and for a slightly more niche crowd,
Hathi mera Sathi (yes I know I've not changed it, didn't need to)

M Junaid said...

Seher - youre favourite movies list gave that away :p

Pa - :)i remember that - the elephant movie