Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Concerning Wheatus

Adapted from Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
(Ive used the exact same rhyming structure so it might sound a bit funny if you sing it off-tune)
Her name is Haffsa
I have a dream about her
She bangs my duff
I got asr in half an hour
Oh how she preens
In hijab, blue jeans
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a Sunni Muslim baby
Yeah I'm just a Sunni Muslim baby
Listen to Owais Qadri baby, with me
Her boyfriend's Shiite
bit gay like the time of Loot
And he'd simply bite
My head if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
A bit of a cock
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cause I'm just a Sunni Muslim baby
Yeah I'm just a Sunni Muslim baby
Listen to Owais Qadri baby, with me
Yeeah Sunni, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah Sunni, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Man I feel outcast
It's Halqa and I am lonely
one glance I cast
She's walking over to me
She must hate me
For Usurping Ali
How does she know who I am
And why does she give a damn about
she said
I've got two tickets to Owais Qadri baby
After Jummah Dhalgous, don't say maybe
I'm just a Sunni Muslim baby, like you
Yeeah Sunni, no she doesn't know what she's missin
Yeeah Sunni, no she doesn't know what she's missin
MJ
Thanks Azra for sending me the song :)

11 comments:

Saaleha Bamjee-Mayet said...

Clever, the usurping ali part, great nuances.

Azra said...

LOL...no problemo Dude.

I see you've got some hidden talents hey. Maybe you could help Sami on his next album? :D

Waseem said...

my favorite wheatus song is little respect.

This was great, I need to do another one of these. inspiration is lacking these days

blackolives said...

Ahahahah!! That's brilliant. You could do a comedy skit if you can carry a tune.

Hi. I read lots of blogs, but I get lazy to comment most of the time :) thanks for commenting on my posts!

M Junaid said...

Saals - lass :) yeah. I wanted to do a meta critique as opposed to doing a much simpler but a more globally inconsequential one like barelwi versus deobandi.

Azra - check out my hey there jameela piece. Thats my favourite. I love doing muslim humour. I wrote this in about four minutes. I didn't even realise i said cast twice. Whoops. I'd love to write for sami or zain.

Waseem- i also like little respect. Where has the inspiration gone to. I needed to break the tension with something lighthearted. Constant melancholy isn't good for my blog.

Blackolives. Thanks for the comments :) i really enjoy reading what you write. I'm putting you on my sidebar- with the other awesome blogs. I'm also glad you're blogging more. I still remember you from those awful green cloaks days in orient.

TheCullinaryQueen said...

MJ, this has me giggling...really funny! I loved this song when it came out...and now I have a new appreciation for it again :-)
Thanks for brightening up my afternoon...

Aasia said...

lol, the first thing I thought of when i saw wheatus was teenage dirt bag

was singing it out loud

Oce again ***APPLAUSE***

M Junaid said...

:) Cullinary queen and Aasia - Thanks guys - your comments mean alot :)

KimyaShafinaaz said...

cool stuff dude :P

M Junaid said...

thanks kimya

KiLLa said...

Why is your CBOX blocked from my place of work.. Yet the others ppl's ones i can spam throughout the day.

Thats just bollocks

(seeing that this is one URL i am welcome at.. So i think)