Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Concerning Gummi Berry Juice



Mj recently acquired a whole bunch of tv series (many thanks to Waseem, Shiraz, Mohiyudeen for giving them to me, and also Al Gore for inventing the Internet so that they could download all this stuff) Amongst the swag, was Season one of the Gummi Bears – I cant believe that after 18 years, this stuff is still awesome, and I found myself spending the day sitting with my niece, and going through about fifteen episodes of it – this stuff is gold! Some things should have stayed in the past – Care bears and My Little pony for one – have you watched Care Bears recently? Its like some type of mormon programming or something – with a weak plot and badly thought out enemies – I mean ‘No Heart’! WTF!

A great thing about the Gummi Bears is that its so easy to do an Islamic Parody of it – I mean, the Gummi Bears always long to be like the great Gummi’s (read: sahaabah) and even the Great Book of Gummi (read: Quran) is filled with about sixty percent History in it. And can anyone deny that Gruffi is like one of the musjid trustees who chase the kids in the car park during Taraweeh? Coming back to the Great Gummis – they’ve developed a whole lot of technological shit whereas the modern Gummis can only make Gummi Berry Juice – This is just like how we often bask in the glory of what our people made a thousand years ago (before technological progress was deemed haraam). However, it’s a bit implausible to say that Gummi Berry Juice is like Zam Zam so I won’t go there. My favourite characters are Gruffi Gummi and Toadwart. I also identify with Tummi Gummi – FOOOOOD!

mj

3 comments:

Waseem said...

Don't you think Babar from little mosque on the prairie is like Gruffy?
Did you know that W.Daly made gummiberry juice? It doesnt make you bounce or give you superhuman strength but it tastes ok

safiyyamk said...

mj liked my pasta :) im so happy...

The Organ Harvester said...

mj OK done. we shall trade pasta on my visit. so far that makes two indian ppl who like pasta.