Sunday, May 20, 2007

Concerning Wolves

In Soviet Russia, Sharks beat YOU!!

I watched Pathfinder tonight - It was one off those movies that would have been amazing if you had watched it with your beloved.

I watched it with Siraj Bassa

It was awful!

Well, ok - maybe it wasn't that bad, I mean, it felt like Apocolypto in places, a cheap Braveheart in others, but for the most part, reminded me off old Indian movies, where Mithun Chakraborti decimates a bus load off bad guys all on his own. Karl Urban, who was cool in LOTR, Doom and Riddick, is very out of place in this movie - I mean, he's no Chuck Norris or anything. However, there was a really good line in the movie though - one of those reflective moments, I can't remember the lines ad verbatim, and the movie is too shitty for even imdb to list the quotes- so it went something like this

Karl's Love interest Pocahontas girl: Everyone has two wolves fighting in their heart, One for Love and one for Hate

Karl: Which one wins?

Karl's Love interest Pocahontas girl: The one you feed the most




Also, went for a talk by Palestinian activist and Journo, Ramzy Baroud - He rocked. I got a chance to be a 'pose whore' and got a quick piccie with him - Also had time to give him my 'Boycotting Coke does nothing for the Palestinian Cause' argument - I'm sure it made a change from the usual stuff people ask him.
Interesting Fact - It wasn't the Spanish weaponry that wiped out the Aztecs, but their diseases - smallpox and syphilis. So next time you want to wipe out an entire race, visit your local brothel first and remember...

In Soviet Russia, Prostitute pays YOU!!

MJ

10 comments:

Hamish Hoosen said...

best line I heard yesterday, I dip my biscuits in your tears. That is pure evil man. Cant wait to slip that into a conversation. Need to find someone to make cry. ANy suggestions?

SingleGuy said...

In Russia....Hamish is Scary!

Haseena said...

hmm ramzy kewl - he was in ct for the nakba conference, inspired me to think about doing journ honours next yr

Fatima said...
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Fatima said...

hehe@ Prostitute pays YOU!

So cool@meeting Ramzy Baroud! woohoo!

Ruby :) said...

cool pic...btw, did u shave half your beard? very good line from the movie...

Muhammad said...

Ramzy BAroud! AArgh.. why you no tell me, eh? can't believe i missed it.

Anyhow :) Wasn't pathfinder a game or comic or some such thing? I hate bad adaptations.

Peace,

M.

taqdeer said...

Cool scarf :)

And yes, Ramzy is a cool dude :)

M Junaid said...

singleguy - that will imply that here in South Africa hamish is lovable :P

HP - he inspired me to do my journ honours as well, until i realised i already have a jour honours, but i do nothing with it.

Fats - yeah - soviet russia - crazy place - i'm taking my wife there you know :)

Ruby - MJ's beloved hinted that he should shave - mj is an obedient puppy

Mak - my bad man - next time i'l defin let you knw - cool way to spend a saturday night

'Taqqie baby' - i dig my skarf - it need to go in the wash though - aah - nothing a spray of perfume cant cure - yeah - he is one cool cat ( not off the kicking variety i assure you ;)

t.a.z. said...

and he's wearing the barcode tshirt again. :)